LOL Suz

My daughter,when she was about 4 came running in from playing outside and the dogs across the street were *ahem* doing the ha cha cha on the neighbors lawn and my kid yelled,"MOM COME LOOK! THE NEIGHBORS DOGS ARE DANCING!!!"  That was a funny moment if there ever was one.   

Cuddling cows....that's freakin adorable,I it.

Lord,do they.Mine has kept me alive.  

Mine's 25 and I can't wait for grandbabies.    

Thanks Suz. I don't know when that's going to happen for me but hopefully sometime in my lifetime it will.     

OK,this isn't really traditionally funny but it made me laugh so there ya go.

So,I'm in Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Richard Speck for the magazine I work for. I find the son of a and start reading it.It grossed me out so bad I literally threw up right then in there.I was like Oh my God,now I have to pay for this piece of crap.But they didn't make me,they were unbelievebly nice and got me a cold bottled water,had me sit in the cafe with a magazine and had a clerk sit with me for a good 20 minutes.This is the lesson of the day:Even Tony Soprano throws up,right?   

It's been a lazy summer for me. I've just been catching up on movies I had wanted to see and missed, spent time reading into different cases to more familiarize myself with law practice, and riding my new beach cruiser bike around getting some much needed sun before going into the colder months. I live in Florida, but for me getting sun is painstaking and never lasts long... darn my Irish skin...

I don't have a car, but since I work less than a mile from my house I have been riding my bike back and forth. I usually leave early enough that the sun isn't a real bother, and I'm usually always out in the later evening so the sun is slightly beneficial to my albino like condition lol . And it's a super relaxed office in my boss' home so I can wear tank tops and shorts so I don't overheat on the ride there.

I had a short half day today and ended up riding to work at noon. I now have a nice crisp going on and I'm itching like crazy... the peeling is on the way... ahhhhh.......

 Ah life, what can you do ?

 Oh the agony of being on the migraine meds and getting a sunburn!!!!!!

I was actually in the hospital the first summer they put me on this liquid patch for the migraines, that was back when I was like 11... so of freaking course I was at the pool and outside all the time and the sun almost killed me... it was terrible!

OMG anna lmao . Glad they're apparently ok, but, that is damn funny.

So, this thread is about funny stuff, and I couldn't stop laughing when I found out this little bit of news: Nancy Grace is going to be on Dancing With The Stars..... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't watch that show regularly, but really? Nancy Grace? Of all people.

I kid you not my friend hahahahaha, I figured you could use a good laugh and figured this would do the trick.

I happen to have the most insane Great Aunt ever. I live close to all of the theme parks here in Orlando, so whenever family visits we tend to theme park it up at Universal.

Last night I went with the boyfriend Joey, my Step-Dad, Great Uncle and Great Aunt. We went for the premier night of Halloween Horror Nights!!! Of course with the way the world is these days, there is a checkpoint to go through for security and it's a metal detector and security guards patting people down.

My Great Aunt is a nut. So nutty infact that she was wearing not one, but TWO fanny packs and she had a personal mister velcro attached to her hip. The security guy asked her what the mister was, and instead of explaining it like a, say normal person, she sprays the mister right in his face!!!

I almost died laughing as the guy grabs the little hose and my Great Aunt's arm and hauled her over to the security table that a COP was sitting at. I'm dying laughing and my Great Uncle is rushing to try and bargain the crazy old bat out of being hauled off to jail...

We got into the park after about 15 minutes of my Great Uncle swearing she wasn't going to get any more projectiles of any sort and that they would "check" all of her "carry ons" for the night with guest services... LMAO wish I had taken video...

Yesterday I was at the store and these two little kids were arguing with one another about some toy.

Him:But Mom said if I was good I got to pick out a toy,fart.

Her:Are you dumb?She just said that to shut you up!

Him:Mom wouldn't LIE!

Her:She wasn't lying,but watch,she'll get around this to you.

Mom walks up and I'm just rivited by this whole thing,I wanna see what's up. And Mom's obviously exhausted from working a full day and the little boy said,

Him:Mom,didn't you say if I was good I'd get a toy?

Mom:I did.Were you good?

little girl:No! He was a brat and said the F word!

Him:I did not!

Her:Yeah you did.

The little boy is near tears and I had to step in."Excuse me," I say,He was very good and the "f" word in question was fart." The little girl looks at me like she'd like to kill me but I tell her,"Better step up your game,girlfriend." The Mom is mortified to the NTH degree and says,"APOLOGISE,NOW!!!" And she does,In a cute kind of way so I say,"What's your name,hon?"

She grins this big,'all right I just got busted kinda way' and says,"Anna....guess I better step up my game."