I'm all out of smart ass comments on these two. And I might not even have any for the cops involved, either.
From CBS News: A Jacksonville, Florida couple held officers at bay while they prolonged a standoff so they could get in one last high hard one. Police tell local news outlets that Ryan Patrick Bautista,34, and Leanne Hunn,30 were hiding in a trailer in Jacksonville,FL to avoid being arrested on a number of charges, among them, armed burglary. Police tried to make contact with them for about 45 minutes, but Hunt, reportedly told officers that she would surrender after having sex with Bautista one last time.
Both were arrested after SWAT team negotiators arrived and charged both with false imprisonment and resisting arrest.
PS: I'm not drunk! I got accused of that earlier! Totally not making this up either. Ah, young love.
Totally not making this up either. Ah, young love. 
