I have seen alot of crime shows, read alot of crime books, researched investigations, visited jails, gone on police ridealongs.  And I can honestly, safely say, I have NEVER come across something as.....whacko, wierd, strange, revolting, gross, and just plain ewwwwwww.  you can't make this stuff up folks!

A mother decided to visit her son in jail.  Nothing wrong there right?  Well, all was fine and good, until she kissed him.  But that's ok too isn't it?  I mean mothers kiss their children whether they are little or all grown up right?  Well yeah, it's all fine and good... until your mother FRENCH KISSES YOU.  Yes folks, you read that right.  Mama french kissed her son... so she could pass two oxycodone pills in her mouth to him, aka, she was trying to smuggle drugs into the jail for her son.  Well, I guess that's one way to do it.  One of the dumbest freaking ways to do it.  You know the cops pounced all over that one. 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mom-passed-son-drugs-french-kiss-article-1.1257669