Since I've seen a whole bunch of these morons lately, I thought maybe we could give them their own thread. The first in this....
Well, maybe he didn't graduate from middle school. Anything is possible.
Jonesville, South Carolina: Timothy Lee Trammel, 36, was seen in the parking lot of a convenience store, spray painting something on the side of a car. The word, "Cheeter" and yes, it was spelled like that. I know my spelling is atrocious but man! He was caught and probably had his spelling corrected while they found a joint in his pocket. He told the cops he was trying to get revenge on his ex-girlfriend.
I went to look for a dumb criminal for today and found a whole website of them! Man this is some funny right here!! One of the stories is about the dude who threw the gator into the drive-thru at Wendy's, so I was instantly enamored and sat there reading this great stuff. I was going to find a favorite, but it was too hard, the whole thing was so funny.
Florida, you never disappoint do you? Check this chick out. Busted for shoplifting. She had stashed in her bag at Wal-Mart of all places, lube, 2 kinds of dildos,and you know, a selection of party favors like the drug dilaudid. I can't get into it, I'm already laughing so hard at that mug shot I can't breathe.
Annarocket's advice? If you're gonna get down like that, pay for that and let your freak flag fly with pride.I hear prison sex isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Hola mi amigos! And a fine day to be a dumb criminal it is!
The crime coming out of my home state is really getting balls deep lately and I'm not proud of that tidbit. But this one is really simplistic in the effort it took to just say hey, why don't we make this quick and easy and nobody will get hurt?
A Nogales, Arizona woman was arrested last week for attempting to smuggle across the border a pound of meth in two burritos. Yeah, you read that right, two burritos. She was attempting to cross the border from Mexico into Arizona by foot across the Morley Pedestrian Gate when drug sniffing dogs got a whiff of said burritos and that was the end of that.
Now...I've never done meth. I've never even seen real meth [watching Breaking Bad doesn't count] so I can't tell you what it smells like. But I guess Fido and Spot are all up in that so ixnay on that for all you types that might be a budding Heisenberg or Jesse Pinkman. Not happening.
right here!! One of the stories is about the dude who threw the gator into the drive-thru at Wendy's, so I was instantly enamored and sat there reading this great stuff. I was going to find a favorite, but it was too hard, the whole thing was so funny.
