Phoenix/KPHO television: This town is getting more ridiculous by the day. I should have put this dumb ass in the dumb criminals thread but sheesh. AndI'll find a bigger moron later, probably.
A reporter Jonathan Lowe was on assignment in a neighborhood when he found the urge to *ahem* relieve himself and proceded to pull his pants down and lay a big 'ol tootsie roll on the lawn of a house of near which he was reporting at said time.
